Smirnoff Twisted Watermelon Vodka Mixed Drink does not have a twist off cap.
I was out and saw a group of drunken people. I supervise them at work. They told me that I am "the best". Aw, gee.
I wish that I had some reason to not drink this cooler, at home, entertained by the hockey game and Playstation.
I wish I were pregnant.